mirtocomune:

secondlina:

tattooedzombigirl:

theman:

beardedmrbean:

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

I will not stop the propagation of the magic potato

(via ambris)

blackwatergypsy:

I need a new tattoo, an orgasm, and a good nights sleep.

(via eatmeoutnowbabe)

alexthetuna:

everyone’s like “Omg girl’s smiles are just mMMMM” to which I would say “preach it”

but have you ever seen girls calves?

Weak™

or her shoulders?

I’m getting gayer.

Or that feeling when the girl you like is super close to you and you feel like you’re gonna fucking melt fight then and there.

The best.

and that squinty thing they do when they look at the board when they tilt their head a little?!

I have c h i l l s.

AND THE WAY SHE DOES THE SIMPLEST SHIT LIKE OPEN HER LOCKER BECAUSE I’LL BE DAMMED IF THAT HADN’T MADE ME CRY INTERNALLY AT LEAST ONCE.

p.s.

whoever invented neck muscles and strong jaws for girls needs and an Oscar or some shit.

Anyway this was my rant hope you are having a great time see you in hell.

boredeasily:

rather just be in bed with you all day

(via lesbiancolors)

dateagirl-suggestions:

Things I Can’t Wait To Do With you

- kiss

- cuddle

- slow dance in our kitchen

- Go to sleep next to you

- wake up next to you

- Go grocery shopping with you

- Go clothing shopping with you

- Go to concerts

- Go to the movies

- Get married

- wrap my arms around you and hide my face in your neck

- clean our house

- Just be with you

(via )

real-lesbian-thoughts:

The look she gets on her face when she talks about things she is passionate about.